Baby Mercedes

The type of people that can not afford a real/proper Mercedes so they buy the cheap entry models

Ruben: “The Mercedes Benz A180d is a baby Mercedes bro.. don’t by it!”

Safak: “nah it’s not broski”

by Owlski May 14, 2019

Mercer, Leroy

A man who has made hilarious prank phone calls, demanding free stuff. Threatens to whoop their ass.

Damn boots got a little bit damp, folded up, looks a damn dog been eatin' on 'em. I'm gonna get some new boots out of it now, or someone's gonna get their ass whooped! It ain't nothing for me to whoop a man's ass!

by I'll whoop yer damn ass March 6, 2004

mercedes

lets see, the founder of Mercedes Benz INVENTED the internal combustion engine nearly 4 years before Henry ford. sure, quality might have gone down in the last few years, only because it merged with these fucking american ho's.

Sure, your saleen mustang might be fast, but my E55 is faster, and it has something called "KLASS". If you've never driven a Mercedes, you don't know what class is.

by staff November 3, 2003

Mercers

A massacre (Pronouced mur-kers)

I just bust in there and started firin' it was a mercers
West ham got thrashed, it was a mercers.

by slicky_po_do_69 February 24, 2006

Mercedes

THE undisputed leader in luxury. Mercedes-Benz has been and always will be the blueprint for all other luxury car companies out there. While companies like Lexus and Jaguar have tried to emulate the Mercedes magic, they're never able to capture the timeless grace and elegance of a Benz. While their US offerings are messy (see the E class and compare it with the European model, we don't even get AMG line interiors,) and their cars are expensive to maintain, a Mercedes, like a Lexus but unlike a BMW, will last you until the very end of the world. Snobs will say their new cars are ugly and overrated but I wholeheartedly disagree. Mercedes continues to innovate with industry firsts, new technology, and cutting edge interior and exterior design. A used one is excellent value for the money. Simply put, the very best car in the world. Nothing will ever compare to a Mercedes.

Henry: I have a Jaguar. I do not care much for Mercedes. They are overrated-
Diana: Girl, shut the hell up. You're just mad that your car breaks the moment the warranty ends.
(*jk i love jags too*)

by henryfromny July 2, 2021

merc'n bitches

to randomly kill people mercenary style.

What are you doing tonight?

Merc'n bitches!!

Damn, you do that pretty much every night.

I got that shit on lock. I'm the president.

by calendar of death June 2, 2008

Merced

In the world of multi-player gaming, merced is used in much the same way that "pwned" is. It is typically used to denote domination or (at the very least) a kill of another player. The word originates from the root word mercenary.

It is also a term that is tossed around quite haphazardly among gamers for feats that are not really all that impressive. A minor kill streak or a narrow victory over an opposing team does not really rise to the level of merced, but that does not stop noobs from using it anyway. (see definition of Noob for details)

Gamer 1: Damn dude, I hate that map, I just got friggin merced.

Gamer 2: All good, we we rape these camper bitches in the next round.

by Gamer3608 June 12, 2011