the meaning of life

Esoteric phrase used often by people who think there is a meaning to life. Life, by its scientific nature, exists for no other reason than it does -- caused by evolutionary forces that began billions of years ago and which resulted ultimately in a creature that thinks everything has to have a meaning; also, death has no meaning ... get used to it and try to live as happily as you can before you're run over by a bus or your heart explodes because you've eaten too many cheeseburgers all your meaningless life

Don, what do you think the meaning of life is?
Fuck you, Jim ... and quit eating all my fucking French fries, you fucking dime-store philosopher!

cheeseburger death life philosophy realism existential nihilism pragmatism

by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 29, 2014

meaningless

what 99.99980107530956541972348% of the definitions here at UrbanDictionary.com are.

This one is teh rare exception of nondescript meaningless.

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by Victor Van Styn December 28, 2005

Meaning Meaning

HOLY FUCKING ASS CRACKERS, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MEANING MEANS, HOW THE HELL DID YOU LOOK IT UP YOU DUMBASS? This is a seriously insane level of dumbassery that can only be found on the internet. I mean, shit how the hell did you set up your computer of phone to ask this question? how did you have the money to purchase all the shit necessary to look it up and still not know the meaning of meaning?

Time is irrelevant and Meaning Meaning has no Meaning.

by Mr. Pancy Fants September 4, 2016

Peyton Manning

Statistically known as a great quarterback, but not a winner. Peyton Manning is known to choke when his team gets into postseason play. Just ask the Florida Gators. Peyton's Tennessee Volunteers pulled an O-fer as he lost to the Rowdy Reptiles 4 years in a row. Lost in the National Championship in College. In the NFL, his Colts dominate the regular season, but come January and playoff time, they lose. Even the refs try to help the poor guy out, but Peyton seems to ruin it. Manning is Tom Brady's bitch, Brady owns Peyton. We will see this January if anything has changed.

Peyton Manning(TENN QB)- Hey, I am Peyton Manning. Do you think I am a good quarterback?

Tony George(FLA CB)- Hell naw nigga, you suck dick. I intercepted yo cracka ass and took it to the house fuckboiii. And you lost. AGAIN. BITCH.

by Amit G October 19, 2006

spinal meningitis

Why they wanna see my spine?
Am I going to see God, mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, mommy.
Am I gonna die?

Spinal meningitis got me down.

by Ween April 7, 2005

Chelsea Manning

Noun.

Also known as Bradley Manning, formerly a United States soldier who was sent to prison for 35 years for the largest leaking of government documents. She was recently diagnosed with Gender Dysphoria causing her to transition into a woman as soon as possible.

'Did you hear about the Chelsea Manning case?'

'Yeah, I hope she gets off sentence early. '

by GhastlyCat August 25, 2013

meaningless cream

Sexual Intercourse, usually after a long term relationship break-up, where the male settles for any pussy that he can get without wasting time, energy, emotion, or contraceptives. Love, Cuddling, and conversation are never factors.

Boyfriend:I miss Rachel...
Friend: Shut-up! Go get a meaningless cream

by JP$ September 30, 2003