Costco Member

An overweight, disgusting person who thinks they're entitled to be an asshole because they paid for their membership.

They also tend to ask stupid questions and make pointless complaints and can be seen still shopping once the store is closed.

Member (while standing next to the raw meats): where is your frozen hamburger?

Employee: Did you check the freezer?

Member: No. *walks away*

Employee: What a dumbass Costco Member.

by Deli049 November 2, 2011

Member

A dick. From some languages as Russian, member translates as dick.

Suck my member!

by Nnaon October 28, 2021

Snowflake melter

A gun

And then I pulled out my snowflake melter

by SMAR TA$$ October 16, 2018

Pussy Melter 9000

Another term for the Messiah, Jesus Christ.

“God sent his only son, Pussy Melter 9000, to save us all.”

by Musty Musk Man November 22, 2022

open to new members

a female "open" to male organs that may enter the vacinity of her reproductive organs.

A guy says "Hey, are you open to new members?" and the girl says "Yeah! And I'm open to yours! How about my car?"

by E-Shizzle February 26, 2008

The MONACO MELTER

The MONACO MELTER is when you and a group of friends cum on a girl so much that she sticks to the floor/bed, then you and you're friends beat the shit out of her with a bunch of fly swatters and you dump here unconsious body in a dumpster and then you drive to the nearest Denny's and eat

Dad: so what did you guys do last night?

Son: well we did beer pong, then we smoked a bunch of duggies, and then we did the Monaco melter on venessa!

Dad: sounds like a party!

Son: yeah

Dad: kinda concerned though, you're 10

by BigPeePeePooPoo February 10, 2020

Melboring

A word idiots (most likely who are from sydney), use to describe the city of Melbourne, which is located in Victoria Australia, when they infact probably know nothing about the city first hand.

'Melboring's' music scene is much better then Sydney's.

by ANMi September 20, 2008