A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night
Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom
Billy: Fur Shuure bro
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure
(high five)
(high five)
Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom
Billy: Fur Shuure bro
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure
(high five)
(high five)
by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011
Get the Meatball Hailstormmug. Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.
by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019
Get the Meatball Gorgonzolamug. by Wily de Kent May 25, 2021
Get the Leakin’ meatballsmug. The process of dipping one's ballsack into a dirty backside, before proceeding to place that same ballsack into the recipient's mouth.
My girlfriend didn't wipe properly last night so I took the opportunity to give her my chocolate meatballs for dinner.
by Choccieboi January 6, 2023
Get the Chocolate Meatballsmug. the new chinglish slang used to describe fat people who are just.......fat. And at most times with the implied meaning of being stupid as well. "Chu" is the chinese word for "Pig"; hence the common attributes from a pig (i.e. fat and dumb) goes from there.
by Esioda April 29, 2009
Get the meatball chumug. Verb. meatball rolled, roll~ing the meatball
1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."
To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
1. A psychological trope used by all men since the Neanderthal (mostly unknown to women), as seen in the 50's Disney movie "Lady and the Tramp."
To forgo ones manly rights and appear submissive so that your "bitch" bends over and takes it from the "alpha dog" that you are.
Anthony: "I effed up, Shaniqua asked me if she looked butters in that dress... I had to be honest! shit looked like a lion mauled a lampshade! We ent had sex for weeks!"
Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
Rob: "Shit man, why didn't you just roll the meatball and save yourself the blue balls?"
by Darkwun November 24, 2011
Get the Roll the Meatballmug. by alexnoblehatepage November 24, 2021
Get the greasy meatballmug.