mayo brain

A person who is just an absolute idiot.

carson is such a mayo brain. he just bought his vape an hour ago and just lost it at lunch

by sammyc April 24, 2017

Mayo Ass

an ass with so much cellulite it looks like mayonaise

that strippers ass is gross!
i know eh, what a fuckin mayo ass

by beautwagon21 October 30, 2008

Yayo-Mayo

Step 1: Cum in girl's ass.
Step 2: Snort cum out of girl's ass.
Step 3: Spit cum on girl's face.

I totally gave that dirty girl a Yayo-Mayo last night.

by Robby Downfield June 19, 2008

Mayochup

A creampie but when the girl is on her period

My old lady is on her period so I am going to mayochup her tonight

by linttrap May 29, 2018

Mayo

This term Mayo is used to describe the act of smoking a cigarette down to the filter, where there is virtually no tobacco left.

Bill: Hey man can I hit that cigarette?
Bob: There's only a little left.
Bill: It's fine I will just Mayo it.
Bob: Fiend.

by keylimeisbomb February 28, 2013

bulldog with mayo

Really loose and floppy beaf curtains soaked with mucus that makes a chicks gash look like a bulldog's face after it stuck its face in a jar of mayonnaise.

"I was gonna tap this chicks ass but when i saw the bulldog with mayo I figured I owe it to myself to pass this one by and wait for something a little less used."

by phreak June 14, 2004

mayonaise

Slang for semen or ejaculate

She absolutely has a taste for Tod's mayonaise

by creamy j March 24, 2007