Matty

The big idiot in the back that falls down starirs and hit that butterscotch babe

Matty get yo ass down here

by BIGBOIBOCE April 29, 2019

me and matty

To try and live up to the greats. To try and mimic the brilliance.

#1: Hey yo check me owwt yo
#2: Yo yo yo, check me owt too nigga
#3: Who the fuck are you 2?
#1 & #2: me and matty YO!

by Shitfrig October 30, 2004

Matty thorneycroft

Matty Thorneycroft- a sexy beast who is very good at austin powers impersonations.Who spends alot of time on the computer, and buys endless quantities of chocolate, thought he does not like cake.

"do you know mattyboy/ Matty Thorneycroft"
" yeahh, he likes cider & crackers"

by kerchingg March 23, 2009

Matty Marron

When your girlfriend falls asleep before you get there because you're just that boring.

She did a Matty Marron on me when I went to pick her up.

by Gunny-Guy January 12, 2017

mattypoop

a short little boy
who i've been taller
than for the last 1O
years of both of our
lives. he's also my
best friend since like.
kindergarden (= be jealous.

omggggg mattypoop (= you shorty!

by kaysea December 15, 2008

Matty

Matty is a horrible person he is usually the ceo of a big establishment and he is very mean and bossy he is smelly and he likes abusing/harassing women

EWWW MATTY IS UGLY

EWWW MARRT’S SO SMELLY

by juli rose December 13, 2018

Matty

This guy is an absolute cunt. people called Matty are normally into music or art and think they are the bee's knees but are actually just depending on an ok voice or hand (in the case of art) to be helped massively by the editor or teacher and then think that they did it all.

this person also likes to boss people around and expect to be listened to even though they show literally no respect to anyone at all. he is also a hypercritical fagot who is fucking obese and smokes like a fucking bus and destroys families that he is in.

Person 1: Awwww I love the Edwards they are the ideal family

Person 2: yeah I tots agree shames about the fucking matty they have right.

Person 1: yeah he is a CUNT.

by Ivorross128 April 17, 2020