Masterbeast

something that leaves the beholder with a feeling of awe. it may be something considered to be amazing or unbelievable. something that is uncommonly witnessed.

i sae someone eat their own head today......it was totally masterbeast.

by beast master clive December 8, 2010

masterbeer

Another name for 'Marinus' in dutch, it means Master Beer, but in dutch it means 'Masturbate' (not Master Bait)

Masturbeerde je nu alweer?
(Did you masturbate again?)

by Ronnie Bob March 19, 2003

Master Beta

Nugget Master Beta

BetaNugget Master Beta, Gang gang gang bang!!""""

by BetaNugget March 31, 2018

Masterbearding

The act of stroking one’s beard lasciviously

My teenage daughter and I felt extremely uncomfortable when the driver of the car parked next to ours stared at us while masterbearding.

by The Word Divas May 25, 2021

masterbation chamber

The dormitory of Nickolaus Mitchell. Where he resides 20 out of 24 hours. Smells like pine.

Where's Nick?

In the masterbation chamber.

by Rayman4991 December 29, 2016

masterasta

Describing the strong, positive expression of Rastafarian belief and culture. Commonly used by gormless middle-aged white dudes who also say things like "gormless".

Shit man, <spliff> do you remember that Aswad concert at the Rainbow? <cough> That was some serious masterasta

by Deucalion999#Deucalion May 10, 2017

Masterbatrix

The art of dodging ones own semen after completion

Masterbatrix
Dude 1: dude i just totally did the masterbatrix
Dude 2: whats that?
Dude 1: where u dodge your own cum
Dude 2: and here i was taking it in the face all these years!

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017