the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide

she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide

by CoronaWithLime March 17, 2020

Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.

After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?

by Rex power colt March 25, 2022

Maryland Handshake

A left to right slap, followed by an up down fist bump, finished with a catching motion on one person’s hand.

Good to see you Congressman Hoyer, let’s do a Maryland Handshake!

by Biggest Lebowski May 12, 2025

Maryland Senate

(n.) 3. The biggest waste of money

Did you get lucky after that expensive date? Nothing! It was a bigger waste of money than the Maryland Senate.

by House Kitten April 10, 2021

Maryland Man

When something crazy happens on the news the first 2 letters would most likely be Maryland man weird stuff happens in maryland also apart of dmv

Maryland man runs out of store naked

by murlnnnn November 17, 2020

Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.

When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.

by king JUULian September 3, 2018

maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.

This Maryland father is a “good man”

by anonymous April 29, 2025