marinettesonlygf

she burps 24/7. she is pretty and kind. and her hands are smexy af 🥺😫

marinettesonlygf? yea she is marrymeladynoirs sister figure 🙄💅

by marrymeladynoir July 6, 2021

Marinate

Word that people use after getting a bad hair trim, thus want other people to trust the process until the hair grows back in a more natural look

Dude 1 : Yo your fucked you up real bad, you really going to school tomorrow?

Dude 2 : I’ll just wear hoodie and let it marinate the rest of the week.

Dude 2 : alr

by MommasBoy22 June 24, 2023

salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

by Jontssss May 16, 2021

chiba lotte marines

baseball team based in Chiba.
they haven't won the pennant in 30 years.

the last time they won the title was also 30 years ago.

by 5150 August 1, 2004

fixing my margins

a euphemism for masturbation

I was really stressed out at the end of the day, but after fixing my margins I became very relaxed.

by Disco Dan the Moustache Man November 7, 2011

U.S. Marines

A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.

Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?

Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!

by MrAssissininblack March 31, 2012

Marine(s)

The unholy angels of death and distruction who's sole purpose is to wreak the vengence of freedom and liberty upon those who oppossith. 2) A Green amphibious monster who breaks things and blows shit up, 3) The deadliest and most feared weapon on the battlefield, 4) Killer of many and cause for self defication, tolerates no bullshit (Iraqi definintition) 5) A smaller more pissed off army talking navy lingo (Army definition)

1) The taliban in kandahaar had already laid down their weapons when the Marines arrived.

2)"The deadliest weapon on the battlefield is a Marine and his rifle" - Gen. Pershing

3)We're sending in the Marines goodnight asshole.

by Aaron T March 19, 2004