by DumPsTeRkiDD May 2, 2021

A nice person whose niceness is often taken advantage of and who inadvertently is “befriended” by psychos and social leeches where they know it or not.
Damn, John is such a nice guy, is just a shame that he’s a psycho magnet. These leeches are bleeding him dry, and I don’t think he even knows it.
by Jmoneyfresh86 February 8, 2021

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.
Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"
- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.
- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.
by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.
by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016

A person who is unlucky enough to frequently attract, be surrounded or hassled by crackpots, bozos, and inconsiderate jerks.
by Milad.aka.miles September 30, 2021

by Junior1010 February 6, 2014

A fart so bad that it clings to the surface on which you were sitting. This typically occurs with leather seats.
Bob sits in Tim's computer chair.
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
Bob: Oh man Tim, warn me next time you leave a magnetic fart!
Tim: Sorry man, didn't know it stuck!
by FubarGOB September 21, 2010
