butters my eggrolls

another way of saying "pisses me off"

That girl really butters my eggrolls

by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017

Butter My Jelly

The act of a man cumming on a womans sodden vagina.

Source: I just made this up.

Babe i want you to butter my jelly tonight and then we'll sleep in it.

by HollyH3art November 27, 2018

butters my owl

Origin: Sort of like the phrase "That butters my bread", but combined with "That’s a hoot"(or a laugh)
Meaning: something that makes you happy or joyful

That was a funny joke. That butters my owl.

by G-rex and the Fox October 13, 2019

butter my biscuits

The sexual act of filling one's anus with butter then proceeding to shove a corn cob up the anus all while yelling "LOVE IS THE ANSWER"

Last night me and my boyfriend got frisky and he decided to butter my biscuits

by Garlico February 24, 2018

butters my toast

To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off.

Can you stop it really butters my toast when you do that Imo

by miisfiit December 15, 2014

Butter my gutter

Phrase used by homosexuals who want a botty basting; this type of butter is an ingredient in a shithole shandy.

Well butter my gutter!

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

Butter My Biscuit

An expression of excitement used to arouse one's partner for sexual intercourse.

"Well Butter My Biscuit and hand me that there condom."

by Bat-ManCock August 20, 2016