mushroom slap

Being slapped with a wang. Usually a hard wang.

"So this chick was blowin' some guy one day, and he pulled out and gave her a mushroom slap!"

mushroom slap by D.Socko May 8, 2004

Mushroom stamp of approval 

Generally performed by cook or some sort backline employee-type. For whatever reasons,(i.e. plate sent back, difficult diner or just don't like someone,) the cook removes his cyclops stick from his britches and strikes a portion of the meal and sends it out to be ate.

"That guy was such an ass, so I gave his mashed potatoes my mushroom stamp of approval."

Mushroom stamp of approval by Marcoleptic June 22, 2006

mushroom tattoo 

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

mushroom tattoo by seamus October 9, 2003

mushroom farm.

A farm of psychidelic mushrooms on Lime Kiln Middle school grounds run by platypuses.

'I have a proposition to make. I am going to start a mushroom farm. Run by platypuses.'

'Ahah! It's recess! Time to go to the mushroom farm!'

mushroom farm. by Nicoleeeeeee. April 10, 2005

mushroom tap 

the act of tapping the head of your penis on a girls head during oral sex.

Lat night, when I was getting head, I mushroom tapped that chick.

mushroom tap by dom s December 24, 2007

Mushroom tits 

When a womans boobs hang over her bra

dude that fat chick has mad ugly mushroom tits

Mushroom tits by DVK November 26, 2005

Mushroom headed warrior

In reference to the abnormaly large male genetalia, mushroom headed warrior refers to the unique shape of the head of a male cock, that symbolizes the shape of a mushroom...magical or not. In refernce to one who conqures or slays female genetalia.

this one chick couldnt handle my mushroom headed warrior....and so i didnt pay her.

Mushroom headed warrior by Samandcori May 3, 2006