monk-ish

1. Has obsessive-compulsive thoughts, tendencies or behaviours.
2. Of,relating to, or characteristic of USA Network's Adrian Monk.

Person 1: Did you wash your hands after the bathroom?
Person 2: Of course! I'm monk-ish!

by MercuryRocks April 8, 2006

mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.

Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!

by pZ4sheZ May 20, 2010

Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

by thesearenotflowers November 3, 2008

monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

by Matt Rose January 28, 2007

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 22, 2009

Phat monk

To have a threesome with a hard monk and a mushy frog on top of a sacred temple.

That guy will probably meet a phat monkey tomorrow

by ssbatman45 January 23, 2018

monk blunt

blunt rolled by a rastafarian for religious purposes. rastafarians believe the use of cannabis to be sacred.

popo: Is that a joint your smoking?
dude: Yah, but it's ok cuz it's a monk blunt

by remt April 28, 2007