STD monday is the best day of the week in the army. On that day, you get to have sex with anyone you want (hint, STD). It's usually on a Monday and tons of babies are conceived with in that time frame.
Stacey: OMG, I had sex with Phil on STD Monday and now I'm pregnant!
Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.
Tara: You shoulda used protection. Now your gonna end up with an Army Brat.
by Shawty b u f f <3 June 24, 2011
Get the STD Monday mug.A person who has no idea how to conduct himself properly with the ladies, and always tends to creep them out.
by Fede13 May 14, 2011
Get the Monday Creeper mug.Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.
by theswizzle May 28, 2015
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Get the Marcy Monday mug.The phenomena of the unpleasant characteristics generally associated with Mondays encroaching on other days of the week. Tuesday is in particular danger of this.
I spilled my coffee, the computer won't work, and my project is late. Plus, I'm so tired I can barely stand up. Today totally feels like a Monday.
It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.
It's Tuesday, man. Must be a case of the Monday creep.
by Lannuier February 3, 2010
Get the Monday creep mug.1. Common disease among many, mostly seen in students and employees, which refers to the feeling of not wanting to exist on a Monday morning.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Mainly caused by pulling all-nighters gaming or watching football, and often accompanied by symptoms such as sleeplessness, depression, and the feeling of impending doom.
Max: So sleepy that i almost overdosed on coffee. Mondays suck.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
Lucas: Relatable. Monday Blues man, Monday Blues.
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