monday

One of the two billion ways to torture high school students.

Shit! Monday's coming up!" "No I'm not ready for the torture!!

by desperatestudent193 June 19, 2010

Monday Onions

Phrase used to describe bad news.

Bill: Dude, Jenny broke up with me last night...

Tristan: Damn, sorry man, that's some Monday Onions.

by Auroleus_Bombastus April 12, 2010

Mondorffing

To Mondorff or Mondorffing is the act in which an individual White girl who identifies as Korean defends the entire Asian race as a whole.

"That weeb is Mondorffing again." "Bruh what a Mondorff!"

by BruhTacos June 14, 2016

mondillion

an infinitely large number, that is derived from mondos pool skills,

the number mondillion is transcendental and cannot be understood by mere mortals
only those who hath been blessed with the name mondo can experience such ecstasy

"there is a 1 in mondillion chance you make this shot"

by mondolover99 June 30, 2022

MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff

Think of the worst possible things you could imagine, then put in a tube sock that was dunked in expired fish then times it by 123429809. Thats MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy robbed a bank?
Person 2: that is so MondayJusticeBillyJaneBadStuff.

by Never gonna give you up 45328 July 2, 2022

mondoongie

A lightstick for the fandom of a South Korean boy group called Monsta x.

This lightstick has two versions, which are both gorgeous.

According to fans of many kpop fandoms, this lightstick is one of the most good looking ones.

Person 1: What's that thing you keep waving around at those concerts?
Person 2 : Oh, this is my mondoongie!
Person 1: Your what?
Person 2: It's monsta x's official lightstick.

by Hyungwon's_Coffee August 30, 2022

Moonshine Monday

The day of the week when people mainly college students drink a homemade brew of alcohol. This brew could be moonshine or any other home made concoction.

Hey break out the mason jars cracker it's Moonshine Monday.

by Beagle Love April 8, 2009