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Mid-America

"Jesus Land"... the vast desolate wasteland comprised of Wal-Marts, Republicans, RedNecks, and (I can't believe it either...) PRO-BUSH human beings. How can someone who follows such a great religion as christianity can possibly have any form of respect for a man who exploits that same religion to gain votes and popularity in polls? I don't know, how about we ask middle America. Wait a tick, we can't because they would start calling us "terrorists" or "un-patriotic", because we have the brains to question what our monkeys of "leaders" have to say.
New yorker-"I can't believe George Bush can promote Christianity, the religion that believes in such great moral values as "turning the other cheek", then lie to millions of people by saying that the economy is 'gaining' when unemployment is down .2%!"

Midwesterner- "HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUCH A GREAT LEADER!!!"

Besides cities like Denver, Chicago, and Atlanta, middle america is perhaps the most depressing place on the face of the earth.
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mid town

" I dont know where that is I never leave the midtown area.."
by herbie February 1, 2004
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mid-week

The middle of a work week (Wednesday); used in the context of climbing a proverbial hill to get through a tough week.
AFter mid-week, the wek is almost over and it will soon be the weekend. And there is no such thing as hump day. Mid-week is the correct title
by John Doe Smith December 14, 2008
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mid muff

Having a muffin top when wearing high rise pants
I love it when I have mid muff....said no one ever!!!!
by Deathto2face January 13, 2015
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Mid Doig

To screw up horribly while writing a sentence or phrase.
Dude, that was a total mid doig.
by Jeffery Voltorb October 23, 2016
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mid-day

"Hey let's meet for lunch at mid-day"
"So noon?"
"No dumbass, 2 o'clock in the afternoon"
by myswangang November 12, 2018
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mid-lit

The perfect level between buzzed and drunk.
Bro last night I was mid-lit and it was excellent
by TCOMBS June 10, 2018
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