When someone's or a person's mic sounds like he/she is in a microwave, usually online or in a video game
by maggebee February 19, 2021
Noun
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.
by Void Controller August 30, 2015
saud:i can say two words that can make you wet
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
person: what are the two words
khalid: microwave this pussy
by hooty with the booty January 10, 2021
A very gay person who’s in denial.
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
They claim to not like men but then post about how much they want to marry a guy.
They are also very sweet so be nice to him
Person 1: oh my friend keeps saying they aren’t gay yet they keep simping for a guy on discord
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
Me: that reminds me of my friend microwaveable rat
by G0LDF1SH July 20, 2021
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?
Barack: *checks obama microwave*
Barack: It's lit
Barack: *checks obama microwave*
Barack: It's lit
by TheZurg March 14, 2017
Macro-Microwaving is the act of entering an excessive amount of time to cook something in the microwave but standing by to remove the item when it is finished cooking.
Person 1 in work break room waiting to use microwave: "Whoa, 20 minutes for a bowl of soup?"
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
Person 2 in work break room trying to use microwave: "Relax, I'm macro-microwaving."
by rufusclay November 09, 2013
A sexual where one partner is laying face down on the floor, or a bed, and the other repeatedly stuffs the partners anus with electric hand warmers, until no more can fit.
by pastramillion November 16, 2018