(n.) when a non-white person has a distinct preference for white people and wants to have his/her mixed carmel babies. Similar to curry fever or jungle fever.
Brownie 1: "Holy shit! Look at that white boy over there! He is so pale, his skin looks like mayonnaise! Mmmm...Now I'm hungry..."
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
Brownie 2: "Uh-oh, I think you have mayonnaise mania!"
by Claudius Caesar February 08, 2010
by teh massacrer March 12, 2009
an individual, who upon entering a wetherspoons drinking establishment, makes haste towards the section containing the condiments. the individual then proceeds to "fill his boots" so to speak with a certain tasty and heavenly delight known as mayonnaise. the individual can often not contain themselves and may be seen rubbing mayonnaise in their face, neck and chest areas. the individual is often strawberry blonde and from the hampshire farming community.
by sexy cherry January 22, 2007
by Boner Bungalow February 15, 2018
A hypothetical topping to be put on something for motivational purposes. Also can be used to describe toughness.
Let's spread some raccoon mayonnaise on it and win this one!
DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!
If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
DETROIT RACCOON MAYONNAISE!
If you had half the raccoon mayonnaise Johnson does you'd be an All-American.
by Dnaught14 February 05, 2010
Typical response of a black male when his white boss is watching him punt footballs instead of catching them.
by Antonio Brown 84 the real AB September 08, 2019
Pasty White Midwestern family who never leaves their home town. kids usually stay with their parents until their late 20's
by bleach blinders July 17, 2020