Newton Massachusetts

Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.

Clasic Newton Massachusetts Slogan:Abricrombie for life!

by NEWTONITE! July 29, 2008

Fall River Massachusetts

A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.

"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"

by superspammer January 27, 2009

Newton Massachusetts

newton is a city which borders brookline. Brookline is better in newton. newton is snobby.

Let's go to Newton Massachusetts and have a gay time.

by alex koz October 17, 2006

northfield massachusetts

Northfield= a small town filled with tons of redneck wannabee's. There is a small percentage of wealthy, preppy fortunate family's who rise above the hickish view of the town. Most people in Northfield are un-motivated slum bags who will go no where with their life. Although, those who are lucky enough and smart enough to go away to private boarding schools are guranteed a bright future, but for the rest, Bernardston massachusetts is the fartheest they will get.

Northfield Massachusetts has it's poor slum parts, and it's wealthy preppy parts.

by Katherinael December 28, 2005

Holden Massachusetts

A place were Cyrus rosbach sits on his phone in Seminar.

Cyrus is sitting in seminar in Holden Massachusetts

by Hello how are u doing May 6, 2022

Rochester, Massachusetts

Town that is a piece of shit. Most citizens are found to wake up at the crack of dawn to do farm work, due to many farms being there. After this, they are found to eat shit for breakfast.Full of wanna be skaters, baseball players, and kids who are just flat out strange. The town is part of the "tri-town" which includes, marion and mattapoisett also. Together, they form the shittiest school district in the world.

kid- hey do you live in rochester, massachusetts?

rochestarian- yes why?

kid- haha that sucks, are you tired from hoeing your fields all day?

by rocheatariann122 March 11, 2011

Dover, Massachusetts

Dover, Ma is filled with the snobbiest people out there. All of the boys where Polo and Vineyard Vines while the girls all wear Patagonia and Lululemon. If you drive through this town, you'll see the soccer moms walking their dogs with one hand, with their Canada Goose jackets on, and their Starbucks in the other. Although Dover is known for their wealth, they DO NOT HAVE ANY DIVERSITY WHATSOEVER. Everyone there is white. They are also stopping the METCO program. In a few years, there will be no African American students attending DS. As the kid's graduate, most of them end up in Ivy League schools, while the ones who smoked weed and drank every weekend end up at Mass Bay. snobby

Ugh, these bitches from Dover, Massachusetts.

by chickfilaismyhome February 17, 2019