Massachusetts

Massachusetts, officially the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, is the 2nd largest state in New England by size and 44th in the country. It is home to both the Boston Red Sox and New England Patriots. It has several beautiful cities such as Boston, Springfield, Chicopee, and Worcester. It's official nickname is the bay state do to it's main bay, Cape Cod. It was one of the original thirteen colonies and was the 6th state to join the union in 1788. It was the 1st state to abolish slavery in 1783, followed by Connecticut the very next year in 1784. Statistically it is the smartest state in the United States. Maine used to be a part of Massachusetts but was released as a independent state in 1820. Although it saw no action during the civil war, it supplied the union with weapons, food, ammunition, and men. Massachusetts gets all four seasons, which means hot Summers and cold Winters. Basketball was invented in Springfield

Person 1: Oh you live in Massachusetts.
Person 2: Yeah it's pretty nice here.
Person 1: I wish I lived there.

by Arson_frog October 17, 2021

Massachusetts

The only state where its Antarctica in the winter and Africa in the summer.

Massachusetts weather is a curse but also a blessing.

by Stupid Af June 28, 2021

play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike

farting on someone's penis

Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!

by airda07 June 1, 2023

Massachusetts

One of the worst states to live in

Person 1: Hey, have you seen the weather down in Massachusetts recently??
Person 2: Yeah, I live here and I wish I didn't.

by CharvelStar December 11, 2022

Dennis Massachusetts

A town of some dumbass kids one of them known as The Real Valerie.

Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?

by Aplusich November 13, 2018

massachusetts mustache

When a large, red headed woman on her period sits on your face, usually in the 69 position, leaving a blood red mustache. Named after Massachusetts for the prevalence of red heads of Irish descent in the Massachusetts area.

"I'm on my period, but since you're a real man you'll still eat me out, and I'll reward you with a Massachusetts Mustache".

by Sweeturkraut November 11, 2018

Paige Riley King of Massachusetts

A good man

Your a Paige Riley King of Massachusetts buddy

by BenisBeater7 July 15, 2018