Massachusetts toast is when you wake up and are greeted by a dude from Southie, wearing a Red Sox hat, holding a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee cup, tells you to go fuck yourself as he searches in vain for pictures of Tom Brady’s nudes.
by McGrampa September 23, 2020
Get the Massachusetts Toastmug. The ghetto of Boston's South shore. Whitest town ever too. Don't go here, a poor white dude will mug you. Sports suck too
Person a:Did you hear about that serial killer from Hull, Massachusetts?
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
Person B:Living on a dense, overpopulated Peninsula that has no right being its own town and should be annexed by Hingham will do that to ya.
by xxxGigachad69420 April 16, 2023
Get the Hull, Massachusettsmug. Middle of no-where that nobody gives a fuck about, yet everyone there thinks that they are somehow important
by The Homeless One May 8, 2023
Get the massachusettsmug. When you squat over a fully cooked waffle, diarrhea all over it like it is syrup,
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
whip your semen into "whipped cream", place it on the waffle
and top it with a cherry and feed it to your partner
"Bro i just gave my girlfriend a Massachusetts Waffle"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
"Nigga what the fuck you gross ass nigga"
" Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick; Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with
Niiigggaaa~"
"What!?"
by ThatoneMassachusettswaffleguy September 4, 2025
Get the Massachusetts Wafflemug. Hey, he is really into some weird stuff in the bedroom - he asked me to play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpike!
by airda07 June 1, 2023
Get the play the fiddle on the Massachusetts turnpikemug. Aunt: Why don’t any of em Dennis Massachusetts kids be going to school?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?
Me: Cuz they damn Dennis kids tf?
by Aplusich November 13, 2018
Get the Dennis Massachusettsmug. A type of street fighting style to where both opponents take off everything but their shoes socks and underwear. To show no hidden weapons and dominance to any onlookers.
Guy1- yo bro you split my beer.
Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
Guy2- ok so what.... you want to go.
Guy1- f**king bet dude, Massachusetts rules?
Guy2- bet my guy, let's go
by Droptimus_rime October 8, 2022
Get the Massachusetts rulesmug.