grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

hand magnets

Another term to describe breasts.

It's not my fault officer, she had a strong pair of hand magnets.

by Speck747 September 27, 2015

quote magnet

(n.) - a famous person, living or dead, who people often attribute quotes to, even though he or she might not have actually said the things they are quoted as saying; examples are Albert Einstein, Mark Twain and Winston Churchill, among others.

"You know, Einstein is a real quote magnet. There are websites and blogs all over the Internet that attribute quotes to him that in some cases he never uttered or wrote. It's hard to know what's true and what's not!"

by PRwiz101 January 22, 2010

meat magnet

anything that draws the male genitalia towards it.

damn you see that bitch?She's a meat magnet! She can smoke my bone any time.

by p-low July 21, 2010

dyke magnet

A hairstyle or form of fashion that attracts lesbians.

Lisa, your new short hairdo is a dyke magnet.

by Junior1010 February 06, 2014

Chaos Magnet

A person who attracts a large amount of chaos into his or her life.

John: I don't know if I can take it any longer -- her life is just one debacle after another. If it's not her car breaking down, it's her losing her phone charger, or overdrawing her account, or getting locked out of her house. What is the deal?

Jack: I hear you -- she's a total chaos magnet.

by RD VLVT July 11, 2011

Midnight Magnetism

When you are euphorically slumbering and the magnetism between you and partner surpasses consciousness... you each awaken pleasurably finding yourselves passionately ready for sex.

I love the raw midnight magnetism that I felt for you last night.

by Amphibious Goddess December 21, 2016