Malachi

Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.

See that skinny guy? That's Malachi. He thinks he's the shit, when he's really just a pile of poop.

by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012

MAACO

A blumpkin hurricane with extreme diarrhea. So called because it spraypaints the reciever's face brown, just like MAACO paints your car.

Sally: John gave me a MAACO last night and I was cleaning it off my face for three hours.
Judy: Gross.

by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010

Malachi

A gay but that only want to suck dick whenever he gets the chance to he love boys but also likes girls doesn't know what to do in life.

Hi I'm gay and I'm Malachi

by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017

malacious

Characterized by pernicious influence; intending or intended to prevent harm via a circuitous route that may or may not add value to judgement. A camouflaged form of blame shifting in which the proponents compels validation that will later be used to authenticate their own merit, or the lack of merit of others.

Donna insisted that the procedure be executed, despite the obviously malacious intentions.

by Kennocha R May 12, 2019

Malacas

Malcas refers to the word mildew, grime, dirt,mold, basically everything that has to do with kitchen and bathroom crap. Malacas cannot be cleaned up for it is permanent.

"Ew! Theres malacas in my bathroom!"

by apersonthatiscool September 26, 2009

Mafamotician

Ma·fa·mo·ti·cian

1. A person skilled or proficient in the practice of counting or measuring.

2. A professional that practices the art of maf.

student may say: When I'm groanup, I'm gonna be a mafamotician!

See: Maf

by JagDaug January 29, 2005

macacardly

To act unusually cheap, like an Indian from India

Quisha tried to negotiate the price of a pack of gum at 7-11. She so macacardly she might as well be singing Jai Ho in the rain.

by Retardo Montoban January 9, 2010