Patrick maccarey

A smelly person who is english

Your being patrick maccarey

by Bum smacked June 1, 2018

Portsea Maccas

A mythical place your friends go to on a late night maccas run. Typically of great distance to your present location. Portsea Maccas still sells that far far away shrek pasta with those little green shreky hand tongs.

“Where are you guys?”
“Portsea Maccas!!!”

“Where we going?”
“Porstsea maccas.”

by mxiom August 15, 2020

Chatting macca

Chatting macca is the equivalent of chatting shit or not telling the truth

“Matt said he never farted off Thommo”

“Nahhhh, he did. He’s chatting macca”

by Edgy word March 16, 2022

tahmoor maccas

absolute shittest maccas out

oh youre a piece of tahmoor maccas

by hasbulladagoat426 September 14, 2022

Ralph Macchio

The most hottest guy to ever exist.

“You see him? Ralph Macchio. I’d do anything for him”

by macchiolvr369 October 2, 2022

Caramel macchiato

A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.

Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.

by rizz_khalifa April 2, 2023

But first...maccies!

A humorous way of proposing the idea of visiting a local McDonald’s.

Hey Andrew, struan... but first...maccies!

by TC03 December 12, 2020