Landen

The finest man you will ever meet. Landen is someone who is ripped asf, sweet, funny, and has a smile that will have you on your knees in seconds. He never has a bad hair day and always comes to school looking like a million dollars. He’s a very kind boy and everyone around him can agree. He has lots of friends and lots of people that like him. He does sports and has good grades. If you’re like me you would do anything for Landen. ANYTHING. If you meet a hottie named Landen keep him around forever don’t you dare let that man away from your grasp. And if you do manage to keep him pray every night that he stays. If he leaves you, you might as well end it all. A life without Landen is not a life worth living. Live laugh love Landen!!!

My friend: omg did you see Landen today?

Me: yeah, I would totally carry his children

by ep4l November 19, 2022

Kalie Linden

A beautiful girl that is just the definition of perfection. She is hard-headed at times but will always be the most amazing girl you will ever meet. She will make you fall in love the second you meet her. No other girl is of any comparison. Her smile could brighten any day. Her eyes are amazing and you could stare into them for hours. She is just the best and any guy would be lucky to have such am amazing girl. She belongs with an amazing guy who's name is preferably Josh

That Kalie Linden is an amazing swimmer.

by Josh 2929 March 3, 2019

Anton landerer

your favorite hoodlum rock climber. has strong hands and is super HOT

hes an Anton landerer

by jksafhdhflak January 15, 2019

Pocket lender

A pocket lender is another word for credit card.

"Yo bro i aint got cash but i just paid off my pocket lender"

by PrettyboyMA January 9, 2022

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Pulling a Landen

Pulling a Landen is when u sing the whole time in the party and everyone wants u to stop but you know if you tell him to stop he's probably going to say he'll kill himself. Pulling a Landen is also when u threaten to kill urself over mostly anything.

Person: Landen stfu

Landen: Neck rope

Person: Hes Pulling a Landen

by Psuedoshym August 8, 2019

Linden High School (Michigan)

A School located in Linden, Michigan full of people that will never amount to anything. Approximately 80% of the students have tried marijuana and of those that have tried, 90% smoke it regularly because they are losers. The football team is pretty much the only good part of the school, having won a majority of the regular season games, but then end up getting their assholes eaten out in a disgusting manner during the playoffs, esp. during the 2010 playoffs when the starting quarterback threw more passes for touchdowns to the Goodrich Martians, than to his own team. Students fit into one or more of the following categories: Jock; Douchebag; Prep; Whore; Pothead; Loner; Bitch; Obnoxious; or Smart-ass. Those who graduate from Linden usually remain in the area until they die because they are all racist pricks who would get their pussies ripped in half if they were to go to a major city.

Student 1: "What school do you go to?"
Student 2: "Linden High School (Michigan)."
Student 1: "Really?"
Student 2: "Yea, why?"
Student 1: "That means you're a fucking loser. Bye."

by formereagle July 25, 2011