Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

gibby lube

WHATEVER IT IS.

GIBBY LUBE.

by GIBBYLUBE November 15, 2016

Lube dunki'n

The act of dunking your sexual partner in a 5 gallon drum.

I caught my step-dad lube dunki'n my mom last night.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET August 19, 2018

lube loogie

Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit

Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.

by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017

pussy lube

Sexual lubricants for sexual pleasure.

I got carded at the store when I bought some pussy lube.

by JJPLAY September 30, 2023

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013