Hemoglobin Lube

Using period blood as lube.

“I’ll fuck the shit outta that bloody cunt, I don’t give a fuck. Use some hemoglobin lube!” - Jayson

by BUTT0N July 14, 2019

auto-lube

The female version of pitching a tent.

Nudity is only an art form if you don’t auto-lube when you see it.

by Smol Wunder February 2, 2020

Gay Lube

A straight guy's worst fear, gay lube is IV methamphetamine when used with any other male. The sexual desire created by a slam of meth is so strong, and the stimulant effect so extreme, that when with another guy, any male will be on their knees sucking his dick. Women will no longer be interesting to the man after this because of liquid gay, or gay male semen.

Gay Man: "Want to try slamming some meth?"
Straight Man: "Sure, why not..?"
*straight guy injects*
Gay Man: "How do you feel?"
*straight guy doesn't respond because he is licking the gay man's anus*
Gay Man: "Ha... good!"
Newly Gay Man: "Your shit tastes like god!"
Gay Man: "I knew gay lube would work."

by FaqBasher January 15, 2022

newb lube

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.

"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"

by tuffneck November 14, 2013

Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube

Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm

by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017

weed lube

A lube made from Coconut Cannabis Oil mixed with various butters and oils. It's effects are to increase pleasure to the applied areas.

The weed lube made my vagina so high, I orgasmed twice!

by Dlee1967 April 22, 2017

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017