rat pointing London style

When two men forcibly insert their penises into either end of a rodent so that they meet in the middle while piping up low grade crack cocaine in a red phone box while watching EastEnders on a portable black and white TV.

(see also "rat pointing")

Mbutu's family had never forgiven him for getting caught rat pointing London style with his friend Rajiv.

by Icy Mike February 7, 2005

london

Big place in the South

I like it there - if only they could bring themselves to be more polite

by Baby Fat Head February 13, 2004

South London

The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.

(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?

by Anonywave August 16, 2009

London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.

I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.

by Stæcei April 23, 2015

SiL- Sylhet in London

Refering to the grouping of people in a home away from home, i.e from/parents from Sylhet- now in London. A collective of like minded Sylhetis for the purpose of learning about our culture, sharing experiences and for charitable causes. Denotes specifically to the most functional and active Sylheti Facebook group.

Together we proceed for the betterment of one and all.

"SiL- Sylhet in London Charity Lunch in aid of Mahmuda Afruz Orphanage 2007"

"SiL- Sylhet in London/ LSE Charity Nasheeds Concert for the victims of Cyclone Sidr"

"SiL- Sylhet in London is an official supporter of the Brick Lane Circle"

by A.K.Zaman June 17, 2008

Londoner

a person who will happily pay the best part of a million pounds for a small terraced house in an 'up-and-coming' area and think that they got a good deal

'Joan and Bob have just bought a 3 bed house in Stoke Newington you know - it was only £600,000 and an excellent investment.'

by peter September 25, 2003

London Underground

An underground, subsurface and overground series of railway lines which have been in existence since the 19th century. Its a common myth that the London Underground's purpose is to link different areas of London together. It's true purpose is to form a massive competition area for the contest 'Worlds most rudest person, EVER'. The competition, first devised by Victorian engineers to seek new highs in global twatbaggery, also seeks to answer the age old question - how many tired people can you fit in a small space at 7am in the morning before the onset of mental breakdown resulting in mass murder. The engineers including Isambard Kingdom Brunel theorised that one day the population of the earth would exceed the amount of available landmass, and therefore a plan of effective space travel would be needed to begin a new colonisation on a distant planet, such as Slough, Reading or Basingstoke and how many buses or train carriages the mass exodus would require so a horrendously overpriced and ridiculously complex ticketing system could be devised.

I love getting on the London Underground, further generations will thank me for being driven closer to poverty by a smelly run down railway network lacking investment.

by Daniel.Crag October 23, 2012