Mexican Lock Pick

Any improvised object used to forcibly gain entry into a locked/secured structure or vehicle when the person does not immediately available to them appropriate tools when entry is needed. Such tools may be a hammer, brick, coat hanger, steel toed boots, your body, or any other object which will allow you to gain entry.

More often then not, using a "Mexican lock pick" will damage the entry or property that the person is trying to gain access to. As such, it should be a last resort used to gain entry.

Person 1: "I locked my keys in my car yesterday, so I had to use a mexican lock pick."

Person 2: "What's that?"

Person 1: "A hammer."

by RacistAsshole October 3, 2010

Crack Licker

One who goes above and beyond the level of ass kissing.

Sam: "I'd love to buy you cookies! Want me to rub your belly too, Mr. Juan?"
Mr. Juan: "Sam, stop licking my crack..."
Everyone: "Sam's a crack licker!"

by TheSmexi May 13, 2014

Channel lock

When two dudes spread legs and butt cheeks to facilitate rubbing the bottom of their buttholes together. Similar to Scissoring for females.

Kevin though Jason was cute, so he asked him if he wanted to Channel Lock

by Copco May 13, 2016

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

penis locker

When a girl has a vagina that can fit multiple dicks.

This girl had such a big penis locker that we had a 4 some in the same vagina.

by Trueshit96 June 7, 2014

Louisiana lip lock

A blow job.

She put a Louisiana lip lock on my love pork chop.

by Willieg69 August 7, 2012

lobke

Lobke is one of the most wonderful girls you'll ever meet. Lobke is caring, loving, hilarious and above all really beautiful. Her inner beauty is even bigger than her beautiful looks. You are very lucky if you have Lobke in your life. Lobke is a girl to whom you could tell literaly anything, and Lobke won't judge you. Lobke would only try to help you because Lobke is such a sweet person.

Wow, I'll never forget the day that I met Lobke.

by Wobke February 10, 2014