Linkin Park

The Most MOTHERFUCKING best band ever! ALOT of people like to hate on them saying that they are "sell-outs" that produce the same shit. Well, Mike Shinoda said that they changed alot, AND THEY HAVE ASSHOLES! Chester the lead singer went through HELL as a child. They are NOT shit. They are THE SHIT!! And tell me, why the FUCK are they overrated? They recieve next to NO attention on the radio.

Faggot: Linkin Park sucks, listen to some 5SoS or JB, but not Greenday, they are a faggots! Just like me!

Billy Jo Armstrong: Look you little FUC--MIKE SHINODA IS THAT YOU???

Mike: Yes it is bro, lets make this fucker go Somewhere he belongs and make him pay for What He's Done!

Billy: Lets fuck up this Basket Case!

*Mike&Bill destroy fag#1*

JB: AFTER YOU DEFEAT ALL FAGS, YOU MUST DEFEAT ME: FAGIMOUS PRIME! MIKE YOU NON-SWAGGY CUNT

Mike: Oh, shit. We can't defeat this asshole alone Billy! We need S.O.B.!!

Billy: And CharleScene!

*Later, Mike, Billy, CS, and S.O.B. defeat the Faggot Overlord, Justin Beiber!*

by Hey Guys March 22, 2015

Rhett and linking

When you “dink” your dicks together before “sinking” them into each other’s mouths in the 69 position

I totally saw Jake Rhett and linking with sam last night. It was fuckin gross

by Scott05r6 May 11, 2018

Linken

A perfect person, the best person at that. He's an asshole, but he cares about you if he loves you.

Linken I love you

by Bee_Hive November 11, 2020

penis linking

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

Linking Log

This is when a male stands over a female (reverse piledriver position) and puts his asshole on the females stretched vagina and takes a dump inside her.

We heard this girl at work liked to get pooped on so Mike gave her a Linking Log.

by redrocket September 16, 2008

Linkin Park.

A really shitty metalcore band for people who that its a "big deal" that a band writes all their songs. They must be hXc, cuz they bleep out the word shit from their song high voltage. Wooo, really pushing the envelope arent they.

Stefano: "I like Linkin Park."
Everyone else: "Fuck you, Linkin Park is complete shit."

by 187onamotherfuckingcop July 16, 2008

lead singer of LINKIN PARK

an emo person, thinks having random hair styles works

joe: dude look at my hair!
frank: you know who you remind me of?
joe: who?
frank: that lead singer of Linkin Park

by idunno? April 10, 2005