Lindsay

Lindsay is often chinese, small and ugly. She is not funny because she is woman

Lindsay: Ching chong
Awesome Christian: What?

by HEINO00 September 15, 2021

A case of the Lindsays

When an otherwise straight girl has a few too many and starts to hit on her unsuspecting girlfriends

Superman: "So you think you have a chance to repeat offend with Cat Woman tonight?"

Batman: "No, someone switched her tequila rose for tequila and now she can't keep her paws off Wonder Woman"

Superman: "Sounds like someones got a case of the lindsays

by mynoduespsymmij November 5, 2012

lindsay lohan

Lesbian, drug/alcoholic, slut, skank, looser, wiener, bitch, mother fucker!!!

me: hey lindsay,,, are...are you smoking and drinking and doing drugs and making out with your girlfriend and...and showing boys your pussy and nipples????

lindsay lohan: maybe.....ok you caught me!!!

by janee green June 9, 2009

Lindsay

(v.) to give multiple blows jobs to guys in an "assembly line" or for money in a hottub, or to screw someone in a elementary school parking lot
(adj.) a whore/slut that give head for fun or for money

(v.) Man, i was in a lindsay last night with like three other guys
(adj.) That girl is such a lindsay! She gave head to 3 guys yesterday!

by Shannon McDirban October 22, 2011

Lindsay Lohan

Cocaine.

-This is urban dictionary, not wikipedia.. everyone knows who Lindsay Lohan is..

I got that white girl, that lindsay lohan, and all you gotta do is ask lindsay lohan, and if you like that blow, then gurl i blow mines... im fresh outa christina but i got that britney spears.. ya dig? I got that white lady so im dirvin ms daisy and 2 grand flat getcha four and a baby. - lil wayne, white girl remix

by john2228 February 12, 2010

Lindsay

Lindsay is a slutty bitch. She asks people to have lesbian sex with her even though she's straight. She goes guy to guy like a slut. She tries to fit in but fails miserably. Usually a dumb blonde with a big nose and obnoxious personality. She acts like a demon most of the time. She pretends to care about you but you can see right through her. DONT be friends with a Lindsay. She will FUCK you up.

Guy 1: ew, there's Lindsay, the demon.

Guy 2: She fucked me yesterday. I think I have aids.

by Ellie Kringer June 12, 2017

Lindsay Lohan

Just a fucking cunt! That's it!

Losers say, "Ooooh look, its Lindsay Lohan and her gal pals running across the red carpet at the MTV awards."

Normal People say, "Whore alert! I hope nobody slips on that cunts snail trail."

by I So Visionary June 11, 2010