Scarlett Letter

A story told by your lady friend, it usually involves her bad judgement and lack of initiative.

She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.

The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.

Did nancy tell you her Scarlett Letter, I was over it as soon as she started.

Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.

What a debacle!

by Erudito July 23, 2013

David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.

I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!

by Kolber February 8, 2005

Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?

"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"

by Lawson March 30, 2005

adam's letter

a play written by John Cosper about an unpopular boy commiting suicide. The boy, Adam Krieger, leaves his suicide letter in the form of a website, naming various people at his school and blaming most of them for his pain. The website inspires one student to try and change how people see each other so a tragedy like Adam's won't happen again.
There is no such person as Adam, nor is the author aware of this sort of story ever happening in real life. And no, Adam Krieger was not the inspiration for Blink 182's song "Adam's Song," or vice versa. Any resemblance between the characters, places, and events to any real people is purely coincidental.

I have no example for Adam's letter

by password January 22, 2008

seven letters

A term for cursing or a combination of words that add up to seven letters in which one of the words is a curse word. Although many combinations exist, the most common is "Fuck You" or "Asshole". Term originated by Michelle R. of New Jersey by way of North Carolina.

After she was called a bitch by the cook in the kitchen, Michelle turned around an said "What? Fuck You!!!!!"
After she said her seven letters, the cook had no more to say.

You gonna do what to me? You know what? I got seven letters for you, now try me.

by MJ Wright April 8, 2008

the scarlet letter

A famous book written by Nathaniel Hawthorne that deals with Puritan beliefs. The main character is a woman named Hester who has a baby, is accused of adultry, and is forced to wear a red letter, "A" on her clothes, so everyone in the town knows she's a skank. Highschoolers are forced to read this book. Only God knows why. At first, the book seams alright. The plot seams interesting enough, because it deals with sex and suspence, but when you start reading it you have to keep your eyes open with clothes pins to avoid falling asleep. Also known as, the most overrated and dissapointing book of all time.

I thought that reading The Scarlet Letter would be interesting, but once I actually started reading the book it made me want to gauge my eyes out with a spork and smear my eyeball blood all over Nathaniel Hawthorne. What the hell was my english teacher smoking when he read this book and thought it was a masterpiece?

by fingersofsalad January 22, 2009

letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.

"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."

by RobertOldhead January 13, 2009