Person 1: Hey, I was just wondering if you wanted to go on a trip to Lexington with me.
Person 2: You mean Lexington, KY??? Lmao why not just go to Louisville instead? There is so much more to do there.
Person 1: Oh shit your right... Well, lets go to Louisville then!
Person 2: You mean Lexington, KY??? Lmao why not just go to Louisville instead? There is so much more to do there.
Person 1: Oh shit your right... Well, lets go to Louisville then!
by TheActualSky March 16, 2020
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Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.
During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.
by penno May 3, 2008
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A Shitty little Yachty town in Hampshire. All the Bars are over priced and there is only on divey jazz club. The Kabab Shop closes at 11pm and pikeys beat people up who are just trying to go home.
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Get the Leeming mug.Often big-headed and obsessed with their own genitalia, lekings are in no way anything like they claim to be.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
More often than not they haunt internet forums, proclaiming that they are 'teh secks' and other such egotistical comments.
Avoid at all costs, for fear of losing your self-confidance.
They are often known to have a heinous anus.
Also used as an insult to someone who thinks they are hardcore, cool or popular, but are not.
"You leking."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
Leking: "I r teh secks."
Bystander: "Go home, small child."
Leking: "Admit it."
Bystander: "You have the largest ego I have ever seen. Stop invading my cleavage."
by Anon July 11, 2004
Get the leking mug.The art of taking a shit and then jerking off and shooting semen all over said shit. The sprinkling of jizz resembling the coconut sprinkles on a lamington. A true lamington can be achieved after ingesting pepto bismol as it makes your shit a dark black colour.
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