laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

by turqoisenoise April 4, 2011

laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

by Tom January 9, 2005

Layin a cut

Act of doing anything. Working, having sex, laying carpet, cleaning, etc.

"I just got done layin a cut" I sure layed a cut on her last night" "Did you lay a serious cut"

by 1cutlayer January 25, 2011

Laying in bed

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

laying pipe

when a girl sleeps with a guy with a large penis

Damn, I'd heard Joe be laying pipe

by Monique May 13, 2004

laying pipe

Pooper sex.

Man, I was laying pipe with this one nasty chick last night and she farted and cried at the same time.

by B. Miller October 22, 2003

Laying Siege

A sexual manuevre involving 5 men and 1 woman, where the woman is being penetrated in nearly every orifice. The female performs a pterodactyl on three men while riding cowgirl on another and taking it up the anus from the final man doggy style

You see that shit man, their laying siege upon that bitch

by foshizzlemynizzlebodizzle November 4, 2011