oh my lantaa

another way to say oh my god, or OMG!

can you believe he said that! oh my lantaa!

by nanacabanna August 10, 2009

Lantern

The act of using a flashlight as a dildo, typically on camping trips.

The dildo was too big to fit in my backpack, so when we got the tent put up, my girlfriend demanded that we lantern instead.

by whabbear September 3, 2011

Lanting

A very sarcastic dork. She needs to get a life. Christine is so much cooler. Well..anyone is so much cooler.

Ew, stop acting like such a lanting!

by Christine October 26, 2003

Jack-O-Lantern

The act of lighting a match and sticking it up a humans anus.

Person A: So, I heard that Alfredo and Chris did a Jack-o-lantern last night.

Person B: Really? Ouch. How'd he handle it?

Person A: Yeah, Chris couldn't sit right all day today. He kept going to the bathroom with a bottle of aloe vera

by Esteban Estevez October 31, 2011

Chinese Lantern

This refers to a scrotum which hangs abnormally low resembling a chinese lantern.

That guys balls look like a chinese lantern.

by Notorious b.y.r.o.n June 8, 2009

lanton

1. <verb>
The act of one person being so lazy that equals the amount of two people being lazy.

2. <noun>
A very lazy person whose laziness equals the amount of two lazy people.

1. "Stop lantoning and get back to work!"

2. "Don't be a lanton. Get back to work!"

by jokerman44 August 10, 2010

Green Lantern

When you take a beer enema and then shoot it into a girls mouth.

Tera: Can you give me a Green Lantern.
Captain Scarn: I would love to.

by Followers of Mookie March 2, 2014