Loafing Around

What pokemon do when they're too bad ass for their trainer

Samson is loafing around

by onlineidiot1994 January 24, 2010

Losing your sock

Pulling out of your partner (after the coitus has finished and thus the penis is flacid) and the latex condom stays inside of your partner's anus / vagina.

Cameron: So what happened with you and Kate last night?
Kris: Well it was all good but then I lost my sock, that's when it got awkward.
Cameron: God I hate losing your sock.

by SalmonSailor December 19, 2012

loling

the act of laughing out loud

by gonads September 2, 2003

losing fluid

The act of masturbating so much that one's body literally runs out of semen. Possible only when one has a sufficient supply of pornography, Victoria's Secret Catalogs or, as a last resort, any picture containing the barest hint of boob, including Sunday circulars, e.g. Sears catalogs or K-Mart penny flyers.

That chick was so hot, I was losing fluid the entire weekend.

by Spalds July 26, 2006

Losing the brakes

Losing the brakes is when you have to shit so bad and you know your ass muscle isn't going to hold it in and as you run the shit starts to squirt out.

After eating that chink food i could see that the ride home was going to be long, knowing I'd be losing the brakes.

by Mad MSC February 28, 2009

losing one's cool

To lose one's composure. Most people lose their cool when prompted by a negative impetus, like sexual rejection or poor brunch service.

"Losing one's cool is the sexual equivilent of an angry, limp penis."

by Poop.butt. April 11, 2014

lobing

Sort of kinky biting/nibbling or tugging on of the ear with the teeth. Usually between partners. Usually because of it's sexy nature, occurring during a hot kissing/touching session w/o others around <- that gets awkward, lobing is hot.

When we were saying goodbye tonight, he started lobing me. Im so turned on now!

by ImUmFromUmbridge May 25, 2016