My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time - something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man.
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Get the My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead- murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. mug.A traffic lane intended for some other purpose, such as turning or exiting, but used for "me-firsting" by a motorist.
A me-firsting lane can be any of the following:
1.) A turning lane when used to go straight. The motorist gets into that lane (which is clear), goes faster than the speed of others in the congested "straight" lane, and then sneaks in in front of another vehicle s/he was previously behind in order to get ahead in traffic and possibly make a light.
2.) An upcoming exit or merge lane used to pass slowed traffic on a highway, then sneak back into the lane where one previously was, but ahead of one or more vehicles.
1.) A turning lane when used to go straight. The motorist gets into that lane (which is clear), goes faster than the speed of others in the congested "straight" lane, and then sneaks in in front of another vehicle s/he was previously behind in order to get ahead in traffic and possibly make a light.
2.) An upcoming exit or merge lane used to pass slowed traffic on a highway, then sneak back into the lane where one previously was, but ahead of one or more vehicles.
by Bed time February 1, 2010
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A driver that will not exceed the speed limit and will not move out of the left lane, thereby forcing everyone to drive at or below the speed limit.
I would have been here sooner, but I got stuck behind a left-lane governor going 65 mph. The jerk would not move over into the right lane!
by desunn December 14, 2009
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by three oh one November 18, 2010
Get the Lanee mug.Either a complete and self absorbed asshole, or an ignorant moron who thinks that all lanes on a freeway should be going the speed limit, either intentionally or unintentionally not realizing that there is a "passing" lane, a "cruising" lane, or depending on how many lanes there are, a "slow" or "truck" lane. The left lane camper normally drivers a P.O.S. car and is either bad at driving, or wants to piss off other drivers for absolutely no reason. Left lane campers who are the absolute worst are those who pace the speed of the car(s) to the right of them, preventing anyone from passing any other cars. Many left lane campers also speed up once they finally pass a car to their right, trying to stop the people behind them from passing them. They are truly the worst drivers and people on the road, and they should all not be able to drive.
Tim; Wow John, that asshole in that Camry is pacing that other car in the right lane
John: Yeah, they're being a left lane camper a-hole. Tim, call the police. It's illegal to cruise and pace other cars in the passing lane.
Tim: Roger that, John.
John: Yeah, they're being a left lane camper a-hole. Tim, call the police. It's illegal to cruise and pace other cars in the passing lane.
Tim: Roger that, John.
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Anecdotal evidence is not passable as expertise, so keep it to yourself unless you have something useful to add.
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Anecdotal evidence is not passable as expertise, so keep it to yourself unless you have something useful to add.
Internet_expert: You really should buy brand XYZ, my sister's cousin's brother's fiance knows this guy who has one that I really thought looked cool.
real_expert or moderator: STAY IN YOUR LANE!
real_expert or moderator: STAY IN YOUR LANE!
by Harry_Manback July 21, 2009
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