Kooter Stick

It refers to a males penis.

Hey, look at the size of that Kooter Stick that mans got.

by HepatitisSean43 November 14, 2016

kosher swag

The best amazing jewish fun happy swag ~ kosherswag.com

I love kosher swag!!

by nemo21 November 18, 2018

kosher pickle

A circumcised penis. Common among Jewish and Muslim men.

Kyle Broflovski has a kosher pickle.

by awmm April 27, 2019

sam kostello

By far the most amazing person in the entire world.
He is like my twin and if we were any more alike i'd be creepy. He's my buttbuddy. And he has a big penis =

Sam Kostello is my bestie. cheyyya!

by bmxmylove October 18, 2008

kosher

(kä-shƏr) adj. - describing a stretch of highway, club, or other area as free of pork cops.

We were just down this way and I didn't see any cars; I think it's still kosher so just gun it.

by pr0ntab August 30, 2003

kosher dutch

Kosher dutch can be defined as it's all good.

"im sorry about hitting you"
"Kosher dutch"

by Sarah Markle May 27, 2005

Kester

The term used when you waqnt to describe someone who loves power and craves it and misues it. A Kester is also someone who is stereotypically weird. They usually like weird things such as how the aerodynamics of an aeroplane impact upon the air speed of a boeing 747 when you take into considerstion the altitude and fuel economy as well as flight plan on route to a Southern Atlantic island while the pilot is experiencing G Force 6. This makes a Kester a keen member of the RAF regiment. A kester also loves to help others out, such as putting chairs out for assembly or telling people to do their top buttons up or putting people in a DT. All of these things gives a Kester enormous satisfaction and it serves as a reminder to other people that a Kester is in charge, sort of like a dictatorship. Among other things, a Kester takes enormous pleasure and enjoyment from standing in front of 600 freezing cold school children on an open tarmaced area and shouting orders at them, sort of like what happened in the 1920's. This form of corporal punishment is given the friendlier name of 'marching' as decided by the Kester. At the end of all this, a Kester will sit down with his boss in a dark locked room and the rest is left for your imagination.

'Our Head of School is such a Kester. Why does he love being such a power-happy douche. Why doesn't he just chill out and stop sucking the Heady's dick??' -Person 1

'I know!! What a fucking Kester. There are so many ways that Kester is like Hitler. Have you ever realised that Kester is a Kester?' -Person 2

'No way!! I hadn't realised that before. Maybe someone named it after him because he's such a power-happy douche!!' -Person 1

'Possibly. He deserves it. What a wanker.' -Greg

'Oh no, there's a Kester about. We are going to get in fucking DT's coz he's such a gimp!!' -Moak

by Graham 1993 January 11, 2011