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fart knocker

It's "YOU'RE" not YOUR, you fart knocker.
You're means you are, fart knocker.
See Beavis and Butt-Head for more insults.
by Craig April 6, 2005
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Dick-knocker

A man or woman who is interested in a man's sex organs, also know as "Your father"
Need there be one, yo?
by Would you like to know December 30, 2002
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Pine Knocker

What are those Pine Knockers doing in the hallway?

Damn, we are surrounded by Pine Knockers!

Holy Pine Knockers!
by Matthew BurdDAWG May 2, 2011
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Dick knocker

The tentacle that attaches to you pelvis and that you shove In a vagina. Seriously it’s a fucking dick every guy has one unless your Asian.
by Dildo destroyer December 14, 2017
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hob knocker

a guy who stares at girls boobs all the time
geez, christian is such a hob knocker-sam
(christian staring at Sam's boobs)
by ;)hrnyallthetime May 25, 2010
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Cock Knocker

a cock knocker is a person(s) that is gay, homosexual or a plain old dickface
see (knob Jockey) for fether definition of cock knocker
by Alex Walters May 13, 2005
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cock knocker

A really dumb guy. The kind of exceptionally dumb guy who whacks his hardon against door frames and shit, literally knocking his cock.

Especially applicable to a guy who sucks, yet has a rad girlfriend.
"Ditch that guy, like yesterday. Your boyfriend is a fucking cock knocker. You could do so much better. Like me."
by Danny Delinquent March 29, 2005
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