Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.

Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.

by pbwadd July 25, 2021

Fly a kite

1. An outside hobby that needs wind to power, good to do in Spring and Fall!

2. An idiom to tell someone to go away.

1: name: Let’s go fly a kite, name!

2: name: hey wanna do this? Or this? Or this? Or even thi-
name 2: go fly a kite.

by Peppa lol March 28, 2022

PayPal kiting

Similar to check kiting.

Using the 1-2 day delay in funds being withdrawn from an account through PayPal to pay for an item, knowing there is no cash in the account at the time of purchase.

Usually resulting in an overdraft fee, but not in a declined purchase.

Coined by Justin Williams of the podcast Fraudsters

Had to pull a little PayPal kiting last night, but ya girl needed that Door Dash.

by JustJack_NoDaniels April 20, 2021

Kite

Afrikaans slang for weed or the act of smoking weed

Will jy gaan kite ?
Ek kite net gou.
Heyy bra !!. Kom ons gaan kite n bietjie.

by Sassm8427 January 5, 2022

Kite yards suck

take first letter in each word to get the abbreviation kys.

"Your so bad!"

"Kite yards suck"

*teacher does not look over because she knows not of this sigma level language

by poopersmyboobersgosuckysucky August 7, 2021

Im a Kite

When someone says they are a "kite" that typically means they are high, simmilar to the saying "High as a Kite"

"bruhhh, Im a kite right now"

"Did you see Jeremey? he's a total Kite man"

by ComplicatedCase November 24, 2020

flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.

Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???

by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020