kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 5, 2017

Kinky Puffer

A pub experience so bad even a blowjob wouldn’t improve it

I wouldn’t go to that pub, it’s a real Kinky Puffer

by Lurkerspoons August 31, 2018

kinky potato

A person that considers themselves both average AND a bit kinky or freaky

Dude, have you seen Janet?
Yeah, what about her?
She is SUCH a kinky potato.

by potatomystery December 26, 2016

kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position

Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.

by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 23, 2013

Kinky tickles

The kind of tickles that makes everyone hard. Yup. Even girls. (Better with applesauce)

Lauren: Hey, dude! I saw your dog give your mom kinky tickles!
Logan:....

by The All-Mighty Pussy Fucker April 13, 2015

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 11, 2022

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 11, 2023