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sauce on the keyboard

Something so disastrous that it cannot be reversed. A REALLY STICKY SITUATION.
Dude, I got bad news. How bad? Sauce on the keyboard bad.
by cheru July 30, 2015
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diarrhea of the keyboard

Similar to the phrase diarrhea of the mouth, but done exclusively via computer.
A person afflicted with diarrhea of the keyboard may send frequent, very lengthy emails, post multiple very long daily updates to his or her blog or website, or clog up internet BBSs (forums (or even fora if you want to be an ass about it).
{Tony}: When you're a computer geek playing games and invading dungeons, Jethro just doesn't cut it.

{Abby}: This guy has diarrhea of the keyboard. His blog must be 1,000 pages long.
by Telephony April 25, 2017
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iPad Pro Magic Keyboard

The ridiculously overpriced piece of garbage keyboard and trackpad case for the iPad Pro. It makes your iPad float in the air, but come on? Who really needs that? Who, in their right mind would pay $350 for a keyboard that can't tilt it that far back, a small trackpad, and no function keys? Due to the rubbery material, the outer surface smudges really easily! Complete waste of money.
Did you see the new iPad Pro that came out?
Yes, and Apple also announced the new iPad Pro Magic Keyboard with a built-in trackpad?
How much is it?
$300 or $350. The Apple tax, you know.
$350 for a keyboard?!
by D.Empire412 October 1, 2020
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i can type without looking at the keyboard

The first thing that comes to your mind while trying to type without looking at google.
*looks up and starts typing aggressively* "i can type without looking at the keyboard"
by Mama's Mia November 22, 2019
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Keyboard Thuggin'

A term used for somebody that acts like he/she is tough on the internet, they do this because they cannot be seen, and nobody knows there real identity.
Guy 1: "this guy on youtube 'cocksucker6' is trying to act tough, hes a bitch."

Guy 2: "Yeah man, hes Keyboard Thuggin'."
by Axedude November 25, 2009
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keyboard jizz

the nonsense your fingers come up with when your fingers spaz on the keyboard, normally indicating extreme emotion that words and/or emoticons are not great enough to explain

most commonly a combination of letters from the "home base" keys
alksfdjlaskdfjlafksjdfa
Arianna: I can't go tonight, I'm grounded.
Sarah: but dude it's Halloween.
Arianna: 'but dude' it's my mom..
Sarah: jalsdfljasdfjasldkfj
Arianna: cute keyboard jizz
by matsucarianna December 11, 2010
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Keyboard Gangster

A person who uses online messenger services to harass other people using the service.
These people then blatantly ignore the people they have harassed the next day in person, pretending it didn't happen.
Person1: "Dave gave me some jip last night on MSN, but today he was sound with me and pretended nothing happened."

Person2: "What a keyboard gangster"
by RealFanDan April 28, 2009
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