Kite-tailed

The act of having a couple of drinks (cocktails) followed by four heavy hits of quality weed causing you to get totally fucked up.
Uncle Pete, kite-tailed into oblivion last night making a complete ass of myself.
by pbwadd July 26, 2021
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Kensington kite

A plastic bag that blows aimlessly down the street. Most commonly seen down Kensington streets; these plastic shopping bags are as common as a tumbleweed in the desert. Never seen in the suburbs always found in rough parts of the city.
“Yo bruh, this part of town fucked up.”
“Yeah, there’s a lotta Kensington kites blowin round out here.”

Father: “Son, me and your mother are visiting you this weekend please send us the address”
Son: “Ok, but I live off campus you’re not gonna like my area. The police call it the bottom of the barrel.”
Father: “I’m sure it’s not that bad”
Arrival: “Oh my God, look at those fiends on the corner shooting up. And Honey look out for that Kensington kite!”
Text Message to Son: “On Second thought, slugger why don’t you come home next weekend. Your mother isn’t feeling that well.”
by Yung Puck March 08, 2020
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bitch-ass kite

The standard quadrilateral flying kite intersected by sticks at its vertices. Known as a "bitch-ass kite" due to its use by young children.
Did you see Jimmy flying his bitch-ass kite?
by nullptr July 26, 2022
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Flying a kite

When someone is in public and they are visually and physically high
by WolfKing54 January 25, 2019
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flying a kite

Flying a kite is code for smoking weed. It is used when you’re so high you feel like you’re in the clouds; and especially used when you’re around or talking to people who don’t smoke so you don’t want them to lose respect for you, stoner.
Friend 1: hey, whats up??
Friend 2: oh not much, just flying a kite
Friend 1: in this weather???
by grubbs4777 March 31, 2020
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flying the furry kite

The process of taking your wayward German Shepherd on a walk on a long line as he veers around and you desperately try and stay on your feet.
Just been down on the beach flying the furry kite
by DHomer June 29, 2022
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LEGAL TENDER KITING

CENTER OF TRUST

When you take a SERIAL NUMBER of any currency and track spending of it by putting the SERIAL NUMBER on another CHANGE from the original CURRENCY UTILIZED.

Having LEGAL SEX that is for an indefinite time where every SEX ACT is accounted for.
When someone gives you money as where you spend it and what is usually kept track of in some way so you might as well use LEGAL TENDER KITING as it will never have their trust for you bounce away from you but will in essence enhance it greatly.

Hey listen better do it right as LEGAL TENDER KITING is just what they you want to do where if they point you to be FIRST IN LINE you got others that are always SECOND IN LINE and that my friend may infer something.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE April 05, 2022
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