jovial

what metrosexual men say when you ask them if they are gay.

Me: Are you gay?
My Uncle: Well, I am happy, but I like Jovial better!

by gillberg March 11, 2005

jovi punched

To punch Bon Jovi in the face.

"Bon Jovi, you just got jovi punched!"

by Boydo December 21, 2007

Joviing

Rocking out to Bon Jovi to such a degree that you actually in your head believe you are them, on stage or in a music video and people have come to see you or are watching your music video.

This may include: Swishing your hair about, miming with a make believe/actual microphone in your hand, doing a hip-sway like dance, leaning on your make believe Sambora as if you're both singing into the same microphone or doing that RockNRoll style "best bud" move where you lean up against eachother and squirm about as if you're very uncomfortable in your own skin (That's right, I'm referring to you, The Darkness), and all that kind of stuff.

"Man! Look a Chris go!!" "Yeah, he's going the extra mile with his Joviing tonight!"

"What're you doing later man?" "Joviing"

by 90percentwater August 19, 2011

Joviana

Verb

To leave the room to shit

"Guys I need to do a Joviana"

by Danielmarc April 17, 2019

jovis

a tiny penis with no friends

damn that penis was such a jovis.

by gailplatt January 11, 2012

non jovi

An inside joke of Rockton/Roscoe/Rockford, IL. I have no idea what it means. It is random.

"Fo sho, jew know what? Dat thang aint so deck... Non jovi."

by Jaiden November 10, 2004

Jokic Assist

When you make the simplest pass ever but the player you passed it to makes a tough shot giving you the assist.

Jokic Assist: When a player makes a simple pass but gets all the credit for an “assist”

Jokic hands it off to Murray... Murray fadeaway three... BANG... what an assist by Jokic

by pdc3 March 19, 2021