blow job on the rocks

when one's marriage is in peril and the wife performs oral sex on her spouse to rectify the situation.

we had a big argument last night,then she gave me ablow job on the rocks.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Chunky Blow Job

When a girl gives a guy a blow job and the guy thrusts his dick deep into the girls throat and hits her uvula and she starts to puke, but she keeps blowing the guy while shes puking all over his dick.

Guy 1: Dude i smell puke! Where is that smell coming from?

Guy 2: Oh it from me, my girlfriend gave me a chunky blow job earlier and it kinda got all over my pants too.

by Pryan1369 January 20, 2011

blow job security

Guaranteeing yourself secure employment by performing fellatio on the boss.

She'll never get fired, she has blow job security.

by Belkster March 14, 2016

Weeping blow job

Emo kids giving head while crying

After we slit our wrist together with our black makeup on I'm going to give you a weeping blow job.

by LadymonroeX September 20, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Buddist blow job

A very pure blow job that a virgin girl can give and a only a virgin girl

Guy 1: so how was she
Guy 2: it was crazy she gave me a buddist blow job
Guy 1: you lucky fuck

by Just some fuck boi October 3, 2016

brain blow job

When your mind is blown by new information and you are unable to function, paralyzed.

Person1: ''Well, parachute is a word.''

Person2: ''Woah....can you stop giving me a brain blow job right now?!''

by dumbassurrekt July 20, 2018