a b janet

The alphabetical order of letters used by Janet's all around the afterlife.

"Janet, recite the English Alphabet."
"A, B, Janet!"
"She knows her A B Janet's."

by Username-Of-The-Century October 7, 2020

Hu Jintao

Hu Jintao (Chinese: 胡錦濤) is the current capitalist dictator (or revisionist dictator) of China. Despite what many people will say, Hu is a communist in name only, as most of the industry under his rule is privately owned as opposed to state-owned. He has been labeled as one of the world's worst dictators by several publications and is known for implementing censorship of the Chinese internet. He is also known for continuing the practice of turning China into a place of sweatshops and not of people's needs.

Hu Jintao is busy chipping away at all the communist reforms promised to China by Mao Zedong. If Mao could see what Hu has done to China he would cry.

by ConservatismSucks December 31, 2009

Jinty

Person with an annoying and high voice.

Person 1: (sucks in helium) hey guys!
Person 2: oh my god! Your voice is so high! You sound like a jinty.

by Bmctavish March 4, 2010

Jivet Jivet

The male friends bird call. Such as what's up, Hey Hey Hey, Dude. Or a way to motivate or if to see let's do this and bump fist.

"Hey man what's up?" "Nothing much Jivet Jivet" "Man i can't do this" "Dude you got this Jivet Jivet *fist bump*"

by Rockstud90 April 22, 2010

A Janet

A Janet is a database of all the information in the world (which is being updated every second) put together into one robot shaped like a person. A (Good Place) Janet is designed to serve the people of The Good Place and can summon anything. Whenever a Janet gets rebooted, she gets more and more advanced. If rebooted enough times, Janet's can began to experience feelings, like friendship and love.

A Janet is used to serve people. A Good Place Janet is designed to serve the people of the good place. A Bad Place Janet is designed to insult the demons of the Bad Place

by JustARandoGirl December 29, 2019

Jealous Janet

a person who is soooooo jealous that they cant help but be jealous of other people even if they arent awsome. they get jealous over everything. for example...bigger boobs or slices of cake. you get the jizz

jeez gio, why are you such a jealous janet??

by Nifty Lili October 17, 2008

Janet

Janet is the most annoying and meanest person known to man and will go out of her way to make other's feel bad also known as the devil's wife

That lady is such a Janet

by Smart guy101 October 1, 2016