Jared

Jared is laughter! He is like Noone, and definitely one of a kind! He's always looking for a good time, and never fails! He would use his very last of anything to help someone else succeed, or feel they matter. Jared is the most non judgemental person, he will leave you wanting more every time. Be careful, it's hard not to fall in love with Jared. He will understand all the mixed up parts of your soul, the darkest, lightest, and dustiest corners of your mind. He has those rock and roll eyes, and a heart of surprise.

Girl: Your nuts!
Jared: No, I'm Jared.

by LTrain91 June 2, 2021

Jared zone

when you are way too deep in the friendzone. when u really thought she liked you.

bro jack got put in the jared zone by emily

by alextuc26 June 25, 2021

Jared Lore

The lore
The lore of jared
The lore written specifically to tell the story of Jared
Jared's Lore

Jared Lore is crazy man
yeah, shit's written better than Shakespeare

by Nikki/Amber October 18, 2021

jaredthebastard

he's just a cool ass nigga.

yo jaredthebastard is just cool as fuck bruh he don't ever fold under pressure.

by thegyaldem November 24, 2021

Jared Khan

Jared Khan has a big dick.

Known as big dick Khan by his close compatriots, normally a bulge can be seen till down to his knee through his pants.

Jared Khan is coming, hide your wives, sisters, mothers and kids! When he leaves, that means their is nothing left for him there.

by Big D Chris March 29, 2023

Jared from Boston

A proud resident of Boston, Massachusetts; that was given the name of Jared from his mother. He may find information about anyone mostly from Porn Hub advertisements listing things about you. He claims to be retired, but he can get information quickly from his discord server of minions. He still lives with his mother… location is unknown. Some suspect he is still in Boston Massachusetts. If you hear from him, please report it.

Someone: “How do you know where i live and who i live with Jared from Boston?”
Jared from Boston: “I found it in a Porn Hub Advertisement.”

by Josh From Pittsburgh October 23, 2023

outdoor Jared

The ability to do anything exceptionally well except in a serious and important situation.

Damn he fucked that dude up he went outdoor Jared on his ass

by James13ardem May 23, 2018