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Jake Paul

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 19, 2018
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en_jakeyfromstatefarm

“do you know en_jakeyfromstatefarm?”

“no?”
LOOK LOOK LOOK”
by hyunoo March 8, 2021
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Jake Locker

To waste away your talents; to quit something very early without trying very hard
Tommy decided to build a treehouse, but after buying all the parts he pulled a Jake Locker and went inside to lay down.
by The Oldest Man March 11, 2015
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Jake Messenger

Some cunt that no one likes or loves, especially his dad
Chad: "Look at that little fucking spastic cunt that will die alone, he's such a Jake Messenger. He's uglier than the face Steve Buscemi when he ejaculates, but at least that cunt can get puss."
by Julzy168 April 4, 2018
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Jake Anderson

Known as a blonde Arrogant albino lookin rat who brags about average awards and a shitty best and fairest. He has the smallest cock known to ever exist and has a reputation of being a perv who dreams of rooting 6 year olds. This little boy thinks he’s top shit and anyone in Gippsland would do anything to hook him in the jaw. Everyone knows he’s gay and bisexual but he continues to deny such allegations.
Hi I’m Jake Anderson and u can fuck me in the ass DADDY.
by Camsbuchaneggs May 29, 2020
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jake johnston

It’s ok, what you’re going through right now triumphs my ass. You are a man and you are strong. You got this, man. U da man as they say. Crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, I love you . rock on 🤘
It’s ok, what jake johnston is going through right now triumphs my ass. jake is a man and he are strong. jake’s got this, man. jake da man as they say. crying is for wussies, Yaa? Anyways bro, i love jake . rock on 🤘
by tfmnkty8mplu9m9 May 20, 2021
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Jake, really?

Named after one special individual who kept outdoing their own stupidity.

To be used when someone does something so idiotic, it can only be responded to with “really?”
“Bro, did you seriously have sex with her after you found out she had an STD?” “Jake, really?”
by StatGlass July 2, 2021
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