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dirty jet

When you fart in a crowded elevator quietly. And no one knows it's you. But it smells so bad, it's like nerve gas. Your eyes are running, you nose is burning and you vomiting uncontrollably.
The dirty jet is when you're a mom and need to fart. So You shit your pants on an elevator. Then everyone gets out and your kids yell MOM!
by Feddies July 30, 2017
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fighter jet

Fighting aircraft designed to destroy other military hardware
The fighter jet blew the other plane clean out the sky!
by Tom April 4, 2003
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pink jet

Pink Jet is the second level of the pink porn genre .Pink Jet refers to the kind of " safe sexy stuff" in which models , who although dressed sexily the kind of the images/videos of(usually a bikini for girls and underwear for men) still no "parts" are seen and there might be touching , yet touching a woman's lower part is too explicit to be seen in the Pink Jet Porn.

Pink Jet is the advanced level of the pink plane .
Sarah : Why do u like mixed wrestling videos in yuotube ?

Matt : The are uber-sexy , yet no parts are seen and still sexy without being over-explicit.They are the safest example of Pink jet porn
by mazfired-x June 12, 2008
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jet trash

1.) A slutty female flight attendant.
2.) An old (or unattractive) airline employee.

Originally coined by the singer Tom Waits.
She is a "used, spent piece of jet trash."

When I got back from Chicago, I had some jet trash waiting for me at the airport.

The airport hotel hot tub was full of a bunch of drunk jet trash.
by Mikess7 August 6, 2007
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Jet Li

made many great movies in China. Made really crappy movies in America
Romeo Must Die, The One, Cradle to the Grave all sucked bad
by Anonymous June 18, 2003
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Jet Lag

Jet Lag is sleeping disorder caused by traveling long distances,and time differences.There's also a great song called Jet Lag by Simple Plan.
I woke up in the middle of the night when i was in England.Im so Jet Lagged.
by GetYourBlackStarOn! September 16, 2011
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Mexican jet

That fast-moving, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole the morning after you've eaten a hot Mexican meal.
- Boy, I sure did enjoy that new Mexican restaurant last night!

- Me, too. I feel Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos.
by Vadissimo November 1, 2008
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