Jaces Morris

Normally the guy with the smallest cock in the room

You see jaces Morris over there he has a small cock

by Cock master 06 December 13, 2021

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Jacky

Jacky is the best girl you will every meet if you are ever sad she will always be there to cheer you up no matter what i love her sm and she is also very funny and never fails to make anyone laugh

First person: :(
Jacky: <3

Oh you know Jacky?
Yeah she’s the girl that never fails to make anyone happy

by Yashiro is hot January 5, 2022

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Alpha who makes all the ladies wet. Not gay (do not listen to the rumors). He's kind of funny and somewhat likable, but all of this is cancelled out by the fact that he is a communist. Self-reportedly has a massive slong (he should not be trusted). Goes to church every Sunday and is very active in his community (in more ways than one). He is excellent at not giving into his homosexual urges.

"Do NOT call Jace the 'g' word!!"

"Jace is one of the best Plants vs. Zombies players in the entire tri-state area."

"I'm not gay, but Jace... whew"

"Jace, please stop watching Big Mouth and come back to bed!!"

by diederik669 February 21, 2022

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Jace Hastings

Jace Hastings is the most obscenely fat person ever with the most immense mass imaginable. He eats pure sugar and can always be found playing hogwarts legacy in his room for the 400th time.

Friend 1: Bro, you're almost as heavy as Jace Hastings' pinky toenail
Friend 2: Rude, I'm not 500 pounds, yet

by Chez42 May 2, 2023

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Jackyard

A place where you can go and jerk it with some studly lads, lasses, laxxes, and laxs. San Diego's is the most famous, although Tuscon has one that gets you abosolutely TURNT too. If you're lucky you'll meet a lonely and supreme jacker who will tell you "WELCOME to insert city here IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE", should this happen, do not refuse as you'll waste the best opportunity of your life. Most have a public restroom sign on them which lets you know you're in for one hell of a time. It's not considered cheating by almost 12% (just under 1 in 8) of people to visit a jackyard for a day or less even whilst in a committed relationship. In a Jackyard everyone is legally single.

Known in some archaic parts of Appalachia as a Goonmill, but around the world the vernacular term is Jackyard

Ex1: Person 1: Ugh where can I go jerk it with some people of questionable character?

Person 2: Under the overpass on I-95 there's one hell of a Jackyard.

Ex2: Person 1: Babe why didn't you pick up our daughter at school for three hours? She was scared out of her mind!
Person 2: You should've seen how scared I was at our town's Jackyard #8 for the past 5 hours, which just under one in eight people would NOT consider cheating!

Ex3: Person 1: WELCOME TO SAN DIEGO, IF YA JERK IT WITH ME YA JERK IT FOR FREE
Person 2: FUCK YES!!!!

by Sneed d'Elaine May 25, 2023

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