Eternal Undying Love

A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".

"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."

by Lynch/Fellini May 30, 2023

Eternal

Usually a quiet person, smart, independent. Very cute and good looking, Could possibly be athletic. Has many people crushing on him. Many people like him, or even hate him. They only hate him because of jealousy. He may be talkative but it depends who he’s with. He has many friends and is supposedly popular.

Omg, it that Eternal?
Eternal is so weird.
I love eternals hair.

by Cookiecaca100 November 23, 2021

Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Martinez: The Eternal Reset (Tsu); The First Juvenile Release

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim January 26, 2025

eternal unit

A W unit ran by daddy persona

I just got accepted into Eternal Unit

by VoxFw September 17, 2021

eternal nightmare

A Roblox game with an incredibly polished PvE and boss fights, currently in a rework...

Person 1: Yoooo, dawg you wanna play eternal nightmare and kill ex hades?
Person 2: not rn mane, I am getting scolded...
Person 3: what the fuck is eternal nightmare..? Is it that persona game..

by ErrrSmiley November 28, 2023

Eternal Comet

This is a gamertag for a guy named Dominick

Did you play with Eternal Comet last night he's pretty good at the game

by Lookoverthere181 January 1, 2021

Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023