A term pathetic terrorists and nazis came up with to try and delegitimize a country and its people after that country kicked their terrorists asses.
Terrorist: dude we got our asses kicked, let’s make a smear campaign so we can feel better about ourselves. Israeled.
by Helsheurmdlwheheklwhx January 1, 2024
Get the Israeledmug. Mahmud: hey Abdul have u see my pen?
Abdul:john Israeled ur pen!
John:Come on guys its not me
Abdul:i saw u take Mahmud's pen to home yesterday now admit
John:okay okay i Israeled Mahmud's pen
Abdul:john Israeled ur pen!
John:Come on guys its not me
Abdul:i saw u take Mahmud's pen to home yesterday now admit
John:okay okay i Israeled Mahmud's pen
by anonymous December 10, 2023
Get the Israelmug. to Israel / Israeling / being Israeled
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
Has nothing to do with Jews. That is the point.
Definition: Fucking somebody up in hard to pin down ways, for the sole purpose of making them snap and clap back in a very visible way, so you can use that as a “reason” (“punishment”) to openly fuck them up even more because everyone (mainly the rubes) will blames them too and side with you.
It is more advanced than the regular reverse bullying that is popular among narcissistic tyrants nowadays, because it adds Machiavellian intentional evilness to it.
(You can replace Jenny and Alan by any people, countries, or other entities where it fits.)
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
Jenny: I want that chair!
Alan: But it’s been assigned to me.
Jenny: Drops boogers and spit onto Alan’s chair each time he’s sitting down and nobody but Alan is looking
Alan: Accidentally sat on the nasty; and gets more and more angry each time.
This happens about 20 times.
Alan: Flips out, stands up, tells her to stop it and knocks her down.
Jenny: Alan’s being mean again!
Teacher/Manager/Politician: Alan! You again! You’re out! Go think about what you just did!
Jenny: Can I sit there now? I can see better.
Teacher/manager/politician: Sure, Jenny, my innocent little angel!
Jenny: Smug smile
Carl: But Teacher/manager/politician! Jenny’s Israeling him!
Jenny: You just hate me! You always hated me(… I’ve decided).
Teacher/manager/politician: Carl, you better stop that now, or you’re out too!
Jenny: Chooses Carl as her next victim, to feel even more grand.
Carl: Don’t Israel me! I see what you’re doing!
by Evi1M4chine July 5, 2025
Get the Israelingmug. People who laugh when someone says Americans should give back the land they stole to Native Americans, but scream and shout “ISRAEL WAS HERE 2000 YEARS AGO!” when someone says Israeli settlers have no rightful claim to Palestinian lands.
by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023
Get the Israel Supportersmug. takes countries and islands for itself and occupies palestine and doesnt give and acts innocent by defending itself.
countries are israel
by headhunter0993 January 14, 2024
Get the israelmug. by VivaPalestina June 15, 2025
Get the Israelmug. girl: FREE ISRAEL!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
boy: from the map? sure!!
girl: wtf do u mean?
boy: israel is shit, its also a pick me i mean, js LOOK AT ITS NAME! it says is real they try so hard js to be real even though they arent. they also kill ppl living in gaza for land, ALL THE WAY FROM 1940s.
girl: oh, my parents say the opposite.... ill look it up..
1 min later...
girl: oh, ur right...
boy: told ya, lets do what we gotta do.
girl: yess
both: FREE PALESTINE!
by p0oki3b3@r January 18, 2024
Get the israelmug.