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invisible monkey slap

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
by Apakuni May 7, 2004
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Invisible duchebage

The invisible duchebage is a duchebage masquerading as something else, hiding his true identity. They usually attempt to act all cool and hip for no reason while masking they're duchebaginess. They tend to like ninjas because ninjas can be invisible. Not sure as to how you would expose an invisible duchebage, but they are there trust me.
"Hey, did you see that guy crouching over there and acting all gay? As if noone cna see his lameness". "yea, I did. Almost reminded me of an invisible duchebage".
by Blackoperative June 5, 2010
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invisibleize

when the predators go on the hunt they activate their camoflauge armor and invisibleize themselves.
by usaflax26 July 29, 2011
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inviseble

It’s like when you’re invisible but ur mama also a llama
You: Yo i wish I could be invisible so I could stare at naked men without them knowing, darn
ur mom that’s a llama: son, there’s no point ur inviseble and that’s all you need
by Kylerthecreater March 19, 2018
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Invicible

1. A company that produces skateboards, clothing, and sponsers skateboarders.

2. The company also developed an online community for upcoming skateboarders.
"Hey, I just got sponsered from Invicible!"

"Check out this new Invicible T-shirt I just got."
by Souler System January 11, 2009
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invisible hand

a hand that is invisible
wanking is now impossible because i have an invisible hand
by potatoboy June 8, 2004
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Invisible Masturbation

When you put your hands in the air and say "invisible masturbation" it is a common term as it means no one else can see you masturbating in public
"Hey he's having invisible masturbation!"
"WOW he's cool, he's having some invisible masturbation
by Knowitalltohelpyouknowitall September 24, 2011
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